it turns out that there is all this math required to raise children. no one ever tells you and you have to come up with all the theorems yourself.
it is a blend: calculus and algebra maybe even trigonometry required to perform in order to parent.
there are simple equations:
(s!/S) G = # of fights it takes to get someone to bed
where:
s=amount of sleep last night
S= average amount of sleep for a night over one week
AND
G= sugar intake levels within the last 3 hours
there are tougher ones like:
(a + S) (-+ @)= the right approach to discipline + knowledge about when it is time to just let some things slide.
where:
a=attitude
S= average amount of sleep for a night over one week
-= experience of past
@= amount of contact with family members
it gets even crazier, but i can't figure out the square root thing or how to do superscript for the exponential equations or i would share more equations. suffice it to say, it takes a heck of alot of math. and sometimes even though you get all the calculus right...this happens:
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